Saturday, August 9, 2008

She Blinded Me With Science

Newton's Law of Attraction

einstein's theory of relativity,
chaos theory,
string theory,
wave particle duality,
quantum probability,
heisenberg's uncertainty principle,
unified field theory,
occam's razor,
heuristic maxims,
even biology class with mr. buckvitz

none of it
can explain why
in seventh grade
donna reilly went out with
dwayne brotzman instead of me

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